Is it true that the French have a secret language for ordering coffee?

Absolutely! When it comes to coffee in France, there’s a delightful array of options, and knowing how to order like a local can make your café experience even more enjoyable. Here’s a little guide to unravel the mysteries of ordering coffee in France:

1. Café: This is the classic French coffee, typically served as a small, strong espresso. If you want to start your day like a true Parisian, simply ask for a "café."

2. Crème: A "crème" is similar to what many might know as a flat white. It’s an espresso topped with steamed milk, creating a velvety texture that’s both rich and satisfying. If you’re craving something comforting and indulgent, this is the drink for you! If you request a Café au Lait, a Crème is generally what you will get. In general locals don’t order a crème after petit déjeuner.

3. Allongé: This is a French coffee drink that starts with a standard espresso shot but is "lengthened" by adding hot water. The result is a milder coffee that retains the espresso's rich flavour but has a lighter body, making it a popular choice for those who enjoy a less intense coffee experience. It’s similar to an Americano.

4. Noisette: A "noisette" (literally meaning "hazelnut") is a delightful compromise between a café and a crème. This charming drink consists of an espresso "tinted" with just a splash of warm milk or milk foam—enough to create a lovely hazelnut colour, hence the name. It's perfect for those who find a straight café too intense but don't want the full richness of a crème. The noisette offers a gentle introduction to French coffee culture and remains socially acceptable to order throughout the day, unlike the crème which locals typically reserve for morning hours. Think of it as the French cousin to a cortado or macchiato—sophisticated, balanced, and utterly French in its restraint.

5. Décaf: If you prefer your coffee without caffeine, just ask for "décaféiné" or "décaf" when ordering.

6. Options de Lait: You can specify if you want your drink with whole milk or skim by saying "lait entier" or "lait écrémé," but remember that the culture around milk options cannot be compared to commercial barista outlets.

By mastering this “secret language” of coffee ordering in France, you’ll not only impress the locals but also enhance your overall experience at our local charming cafés. So go ahead—order that crème with confidence and savour every sip!